
Such as the time that Miley's father warned her about fighting fire with fire. He said:
"You just get burned."
Poor Miley was forced to share a tent with the two snobbiest girls in school, Amber and Ashley. They called her names, and tried to take credit for her work putting up the tent. Yea, right! Like either one of them would know how to do that.
But the final straw was the third time they got punished for something Amber and Ashley did. Miley and her friend, Lily, were washing the dishes. Of course, Amber and Ashley threw the dishes on the ground and made them have to start all over again. Miley said: "Daddy, get the flea dip ready. I'm getting down with the dogs!"
Miley and Lily stood (without knowing it) in a bush full of poison oak, watching Amber and Ashley get what was coming to them. The next day, Hannah was on a critical interview, and right as it was starting, the poison oak hit her and Lily. The itching was unbearable. So, to try to save face, Hannah did the "scratch dance," and her father recorded it.
It would be hilarious to see my daughter dressed up as Hannah Montana in one of the Disney Hannah Montana Child Halloween Costumes doing the Scratch Dance this year!

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